• person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
  • me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made
zipping:

I was telling my friend a story the other day and it must have taken too long because he quietly took out his wallet and handed this to me.
He literally carries like 50 of them at all times.

zipping:

I was telling my friend a story the other day and it must have taken too long because he quietly took out his wallet and handed this to me.

He literally carries like 50 of them at all times.

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suchamessylife:

Sometimes, the best memories makes you sad, because you know they will never happen again.

I miss you…

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Album Art

highrelease:

ScHoolboy Q feat. Kendrick Lamar Blessed

ArtistScHoolboy Q
TitleBlessed (feat. Kendrick Lamar)
AlbumHabits & Contradictions
adulthoodisokay:

Here is a guinea pig twerking.
Where is your god now?

adulthoodisokay:

Here is a guinea pig twerking.

Where is your god now?

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theunorthodoxteen:

are-we-cool-yet:

dial0fortheoperator:

sebaostion:

HCOONa Matata

¡¡Olé, olé y mil veces olé!!

"Eye of Sauron"
ALEX NO

ALEX NO

I love these

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  • cop: do you know why i pulled you over?
  • me: yea bc you saw this big ass kush blunt and wanna hit it
  • cop: fuck yea bruh